The Break Room Strikes Again!

****Posted by Nicole

If you couldn’t tell from my earlier post, I’m having a little bit of a tough day. During these days any kind of food that is put in front of me that has been fried or is pizza gets eaten.
With that said, I innocently walked into the break room just now to get a plate for my healthy afternoon snack (a lovely little kiwi) and I noticed someone put a white box on the table with a sign that said help yourself. Curious, I opened it.

GASP!
An egg roll AND fried wontons.
I want them!
No! Damn it!
Go away!
Beat the egg roll!
No, Throw the kiwi at the egg roll!
No wait!
Eat the kiwi
Yes, It has a pretty green color and I like the texture.
Yes, God made the kiwi, and it’s fresh and pretty.
Phew!

Unlike fried cheese, a fried egg roll doesn’t quite have the same power over me. I was able to refuse my little Asian friend, but still it calls to me from the kitchen. It whimpers, “I’m going to waste! I’m just sitting in the open air, all cold and lonely.” Okay, maybe it’s not lonely. It does have some wonton companions. Alas, I will not eat my friends for they are not good for me. I’m just going to sit with my back to the break room and enjoy my lovely kiwi. Ha! Take that break room!